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Mr. Doggo
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Posted: 2017-05-16 02:25
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Kind: GOI

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ミスター・イッヌ on Japanese branch by C-Dives at +35
狗狗先生 on Chinese branch by ilovecforever at +2
M. Doggo on French branch by Skodamz at +5
멍뭉이 씨 on Korean branch by Salamander724 at +5

Tags: _cc, _serpents-hand, gamers-against-weed, goi-format, mister, serpents-hand

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[[div style="border:solid 2px #112211; background:#DDEEDD; padding:25px; margin-bottom: 25px;"]]
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[[size 150%]] **Mr. Doggo** [[/size]]
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**Canis ex Machina, Hound of the Memelords[[footnote]]I don't recall adding this one. Was it you, H.?[[/footnote]], Spirited Canine**
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**Conspectus**
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Mr. Doggo is a small doggo of the Shiba Inu breed, possessing a collar that appears to be irremovable, which reads 'Mr. Doggo, by Gamers Against Weed[[footnote]]I know we don't have an official term for them yet, so I've been using 'Merrymakers'. I think it fits, and perhaps it will stick. ~ Hugin[[/footnote]]'. Mr. Doggo, as he wishes to be called, behaves for the most part in a manner similar to the average domesticated doggo. However, Mr. Doggo has several magical properties that only make themselves known at certain times. This includes an effect on information when one is aware of his existence, and his inability to vocalize in a manner normal to others of his species[[footnote]]Are we sure that Mr. Doggo really is a doggo? I wouldn't put it past the merrymakers (as you call them) to summon something masquerading as a simple doggo. - Munin[[/footnote]][[footnote]]We've no reason to doubt Mr. Doggo's identity as a doggo for the moment. Don't be so quick to dismiss them. ~ Hugin[[/footnote]]. 
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**Illustration**
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[[=image doge.jpg]]
//Mr. Doggo playing in the yard, taken and visually enhanced by Mr. Doggo's current custodian.//
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**Knowledge**
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**Traits:** Mr. Doggo, when barking, sounds like a human vocalizing the word 'Bork[[footnote]]The meaning behind this is unknown at the time. Given the Merrymakers tendency to involve themselves with politics, it is possible that it may reference the political action 'to bork'.[[/footnote]]'. In addition, Mr. Doggo is known to alter text referring to doggos when one is aware of his existence, replacing the word 'doggo' with 'doggo' when he is within a short distance of any documents.[[footnote]]I expected a bit more foresight from the person writing this article, H. In case you can't tell, it alters text referring to 'Canis domesticus', more commonly known as a doggo. - Munin[[/footnote]] While this effect is not permanent, it tends to last for roughly a week after first becoming aware of Mr. Doggo, and can be reset by encountering him in any way after it has ended. As Mr. Doggo is a doggo, and therefore unable to effectively communicate with us, it is not known if this is of his own volition, or merely a by-product of his enchantment. Mr. Doggo is friendly, and currently resides in his own private doggohouse with one of our members[[footnote]]Hi! Mr. Doggo says hi as well![[/footnote]]. In the interest of their protection, this member's identity will remain secret, so as not to draw attention from other groups. 
**Nature:** Mr. Doggo, for the most part, acts as if he were a normal doggo[[footnote]]A very hyperactive one, even for his breed, might I add.[[/footnote]]. However, Mr. Doggo does display an above average intelligence, understanding several phrases, and showing knowledge of their meaning. This includes 'Gamers Against Weed'[[footnote]]Wow much scary[[/footnote]][[footnote]]very growl[[/footnote]][[footnote]]Does me a frighten[[/footnote]], to which Mr. Doggo generally responds with hostility[[footnote]]You see why I don't trust them now? - Munin[[/footnote]][[footnote]]I understand your concern, but I still believe this is a promising sign that they've found their own path to knowledge. ~ Hugin[[/footnote]]. Mr. Doggo has occasionally been seen to attempt to remove his collar, though his efforts have been met with failure, as the collar seems to be unable to be removed from him. If, as some theorize, Mr. Doggo is indeed a spirit trapped within a body he finds unfitting, this may be a sign that he wishes to be released of his past associations and present form[[footnote]]Sad doggo[[/footnote]][[footnote]]very exitsential crisis[[/footnote]][[footnote]];_;7[[/footnote]]. 
**History & Associated Parties:** Mr. Doggo is believed to have been created by a group of merrymakers, thought to be a lost sect of the anartists, calling themselves 'Gamers Against Weed', which is believed to be an esoteric joke of some sort. As these merrymakers[[footnote]]I'm sticking to this term, unless anyone has any other names they'd like to suggest. ~ Hugin[[/footnote]][[footnote]][ANNOTATION DELETED BY ADMINISTRATOR][[/footnote]][[footnote]]Well that was rude, it was a simple question.[[/footnote]] have been known to create 'Misters' mocking the ones created by the inventor known as 'Dr. Wondertainment', this is most likely the case[[footnote]]What tipped you off? The 'by Gamers Against Weed' on his nametag?[[/footnote]]. Mr. Doggo was brought to the attention of the Serpent's Hand after several members received a notice that there was 'a Doggo looking for a good home' from an unidentified person going by the name of 'jockjamsvol6'[[footnote]]Who's this nerd, sounds like a total loser[[/footnote]]. Coordinates listed on this notice led Mr. Doggo's current custodian to a doggo pound in Denver, Colorado, which had detained Mr. Doggo a week prior, and was beginning to become weary of Mr. Doggo's magical effects. Mr. Doggo was adopted, and currently resides with a member of the Serpent's Hand.
**Approach:**[[footnote]]A disclaimer: we forwarded the draft of this document to Mr. Doggo's custodian, as they were best suited to write this section. Please excuse us if the tone sounds slightly different. --~-- H.&
 M. [[/footnote]] Mr. Doggo is to be approached as if he were a normal doggo. With respect, and caution. Allow him time to become used to your presence, and make no movements that would lead him to become suspicious or wary of your intentions. Treats containing meat are very helpful when becoming acquainted with Mr. Doggo. Offerings of new toys such as rubber balls or squeaky animals are also accepted. Mr. Doggo responds to the name 'Mr. Doggo', but has warmed up to several affectionate nicknames, and will likely respond to anything that contains 'Doggo' or 'Mr.'[[footnote]]Or 'food'. He loves that word. Or 'Wanna go for a walk?'.[[/footnote]]. 
**Other Detail:** For the time being, Mr. Doggo is disallowed from entering the library proper without powerful warding spells to suppress his text altering effect. When entering the library, Mr. Doggo's custodian must have a waste disposal bag with them at all times, for the sake of the other inhabitants of the library[[footnote]]Though I must admit it was funny seeing them scrambling to stop Mr. Doggo from doing his 'business' in the Library. ~ Hugin[[/footnote]][[footnote]]Wow what a bunch of doggoshit[[/footnote]], and his time there should be kept to a minimum.
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**Observations & Stories**
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When first encountered by his current custodian, a small document was discovered to have been tucked under Mr. Doggo's collar. The document has been reproduced here.
> Holy h*ck! You've just found yourself an ultra rare Mr. Doggo by Doggos Against Catnip! Give that doggo a bone! What the actual fuck is an Dr. Wondertainment? 
> 
> This Mr. Doggo is a prototype model for our upcoming series of 'Misters Against Weed'! Please take care of him, he is a good doggo after all! Find all of our upcoming Misters and become Mr. Gamer!
> 
Anyone wishing to meet Mr. Doggo for themselves, please private message either H. or M., and they'll refer you to his custodian. Be prepared to deal with the side effects though!
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**Doubt**
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As little is known of the merrymakers who created him, some have questioned the nature of Mr. Doggo, bringing into debate whether or not he can be considered a doggo. The idea that the being known as Mr. Doggo may in fact be a spirit led to believe it is a doggo may also come with unfortunate implications. Did this spirit willingly submit to the merrymakers? Or was it coerced through force?
//Some of you are blowing this out of proportion. All this demonstrates is that the merrymakers have found power of their own. To enforce our own morals onto them[[footnote]]The idea that the entirety of the Serpent's Hand can be assigned one moral system is ridiculous unto itself.[[/footnote]] is no different than the Jailers saying that beings developing their own power are required to be contained.// ~ Hugin
//There's much more to my argument than that. These people are pulling strings they may not even be able to understand the full implications of. All I'm saying is perhaps we shouldn't be rejoicing just yet that more people are achieving their own power. Some people aren't capable of handling it.// - Munin
//Just because someone dances to the beat of their own drum doesn't mean they aren't capable of doing great things.// ~ Hugin
//You two bicker too much. And for future reference, keep it in the doubt section, it's beginning to make articles that you two collaborate on quite cumbersome to read.// - Q^^3^^
//Not all of these are us. Qbed, it seems we've been infiltrated.// - M.
//As long as they confine their interjections to annotations and the doubt section, it's fine by me. Any input is welcome.// ~ H.
//So we can shitpost here? Sweet.//
//Where my /x/philes at?//
//Ayy lmao//
//I immediately regret sharing the fact that I had a Library card with you guys.// - polaricecraps
//To Mr. Doggo's custodian: Doesn't living with him get in the way of work at all? And surely you can't bring back many books without checking to see if they contain the word doggo first.// - I. J.
//Hey I.J.! I actually speak and write in Spanish for the most part, and Mr. Doggo's unique traits don't seem to affect 'perro' at all. Thanks for the concern though!//
//BORK!// - Mr. Doggo[[footnote]]This isn't actually him, I think it's our new 'friends'.[[/footnote]]
//Much edit. Very contribution. Much meaninful. Wow.// 
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